Pills

I didn't die and I love Percocet.

Dear Diary

Scott took a picture of me and my black baby. Simon is the awesomest cat in the universe because he is always purring and talking and sleeping under the covers with us. It's too bad that it's so hard to capture how pretty black cats are on a camera.

In other news, I will be going under tomorrow morning at 9am. I am so not into surgery but I guess I have to do it. Please send me chicken broth and pudding. (gag)

My life

I live at the dentist these days. I'm at my oral surgery consultation
right now and the assistant just told me she loves my piercing and
wants to get one but her boss hates them. Her boss would be the
surgeon that I'm meeting today. Nothing quite like first impressions.